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At any given moment, countless women across the world are wiping their brows from sweat and fanning themselves, taking cold showers, or blessing the Lord Almighty for the presence of a saviour - the Angel of Sex.
Not too long ago, they discovered he exists in a physical form.

He is Gerard Butler.


Below is a growing list of Testimonials from both married and unmarried women, praising this man's Divine Sexiness, all taken from real internet sources.

Warning: You are about to witness the shameless dirty thoughts that go through women's heads when they are exposed to Gerard's images on the screen.
Area below is R-rated!!

READY?!?!?!?





 

  • "OOH...MY...GOD!!!! *___*"


  • "There IS a God! Lord have mercy and keep this beautiful, charming man forever beautiful and a blessing to all Gerry worshipers everywhere!"


  • "That Gerry is sex on legs, i love that torso and those arms! ...hubba hubba!..."


  • "OMG!!! THIS MAN IS GOD'S GIFT TO WOMEN!!! His upper body is goregous, but how do you suppose his downstairs is?"


  • (reply)"God... MENTAL IMAGES! AHHH!!!"


  • "*dies* Who DOESN'T want him?!?!?!"


  • "i seriously got light-headed"
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  • "OHHHH! New question...is he sexier sweaty or dry? O_o.....I like him nice and sweaty.....*blush* I'm a shameless perv I know."


  • "sex embodied..."


  • "THIS MAN IS MIGHTY FINE! Oh God, he was soooooooo sexy in 300! This man is beyond goodlooking, he oooozzzzzeeesssss masculinity. Oh, I'd hit it! HA!"


  • "omg ahhhhh have you seen him in 300? i could eat waffles off of those abs! haha hes hot"

  • "omg, i saw 300 today, and I could join u with the whole waffle thing! man, hes hot." (Reply to above)


  • "Three words: Sex. On. Legs."


  • "thats what I call a visual orgasm!"


  • "God...HOT DAMN. I WANT THIS GUY FOR CHRISTMAS...screw it I cant wait that long..."


  • "Best time to watch this video is shortly before you go to sleep. Thinking about something good before you fall asleep heightens your chances of having nice dreams and therefore get more energy out of your sleeping time. So instead of laying there, wondering why the hell all men around us are @$#%, just fill your head with Gerard."


  • "Gerry, tremendously hot! Oh, the bad thoughts that go through my head! In Phantom, did you notice his slight slip back into the Scottish accent when he's in the cemetary and says "Then it's war upon you both!". I love that! That Scottish accent is half of what makes him numblingly freaky hot!"


  • "he's in a loincloth for most of the movie?!! *shrieks** That's it I'm seeing it opening day!!"


  • "Anyone else looking forward to 300? he's shirtless throughout the whole movie!! *fans self**"


  • "i have to admit he's really good looking. i just hope that he has brains to match. *wink wink* ;-)"


  • (reply) "Oh he has the brains to match all right. He didn't study to be a lawyer because he's an idiot. Brains, a fine body, a handsome face, and a wonderful personality... He's a complete package, girls."


  • PHEW! Gerry is soo HOT that he needs to come with an X certificate and a bucket of ice cold water!!!


  • "You've only gotta look at the guy....."


  • Dribble, Drool, Whoa.....! Say no More!"


  • "There is no finer manly body on the planet. Gerard Butler is the most beautifully masculine of men. Who else can cause women to have spontaneous orgasms over the internet watching a video????"


  • "He has a great sense of humor too. And that accent and those lips and eyes and thighs and body. I think he will be bigger than Bruce Willis, Arnold S., George Clooney, Orlando Bloom, Sly Stallone, Johnny Deep, and just may be Brad Pitt. Just my opinion!"


  • "OMG! When God created Man, GERARD BUTLER was on his mind!!! BLESS his Ancestry line for their wonderful genes (lol)..."


  • "I'm a married woman, but no one can deny that GB is the most beautiful man--absolutley indescribable :)"


  • "Wow!! He is awesome, gorgeous, yummy...those eyes..that smile...mmmm...one cannot get enough of him. He is delicious."


  • "this proves that angels do exist, that might've been a tad bit corny to say but its true lol, what a gorgeous gorgeous man"


  • "people who don't think gerry is hot should be burned at the stake! WHO'S WITH ME!?"


  • "I need a cigarette... hot damn!"


  • "I could dig on being the waistband of his shorts!"


  • "Yes, I never liked vampires before him. Now I wish he would suck my neck!"


  • "Um belo exemplar? masculino!"


  • "ahhhhh! *checks compatibility* lol, i'm an astrology geek ^^ "Scorpio can expect to have amazing sex with Aries. Aries will be intrigued sexually with Scorpio. Where it goes beyond that is entirely up to them." AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!"


  • "drool billowing on the floor...goin NUTS"


  • "*faints*"


  • "I like to pretend that I told Gerry that I just needed some space and we are taking a break from our relationship. But Gerry told me that he is willing to wait forever for me. Someday I may take him back! :-)"


  • "Mmmm, good stuff, good stuff. This isn't eye candy, it's freaking eye cake with all the trimmings"


  • "Uy Papito, qué rico" indeed!!!! God, he's a fine specimen! I may feel kind of sick saying this (but that doesn't make this less true): I wish I was Angelina in that scene!


  • I feel very dirty watching this. lol


  • Gerry is the finest man on this earth. He has the sexiest, most infectious smile. He's a MAN's MAN. Like Tom Selleck. He doesn't look like a girl. Hi eyebrows aren't pefectly waxed. His face isn't baby smooth. He's rough around the edges. I love his scruffy face and his hairy chest. Oh lord, I need a cold shower!


  • (reply) "I agreeeeeee!"


  • Gerry is perfect-the guy can't help it! He's talented in every respect. No-one is more versatile on screen and truly there is no-one better looking or more virile. He's the best and he loves his mum. The guy's perfect!!


  • Oh. . . (gasp) . . . my . . . (gasp)


  • OMG! I give him 100% for fineness


  • He makes my teeth sweat!!!!


  • holy mother of god.......*promptly faints*


  • This is the only man who makes me go weak at the knees, go hot for him, want to ravage him in kisses, and fall into his arms.


  • man that is the MOST beautiful man that has ever walked this planet. o, and he is single (i believe) but im gonna get him SO U BETTER WATCH OUT!!!


  • Why didn't that towel fall off! Damn!


  • omg... he's a masterpiece.... *drools*


  • Ya'll jealous. I'm an Aquarius, which means that I'm the most inventive one out of all the signs. And you know what that means...? OH YA! Never-ending creativity in the bedroom!


  • "Geez! I am panting so hard for this man I'm going to have a heart attack!! WHOOOOEEEE!!!"


  • "Lordy Lordy HAVE MERCYY. WHOOOOOOOOOOOO,,, he has got to be the sexiest thing on earth"


  • "*drools* Daaahaaahaaamn! it's getting hot in here ain't it? whooza...yeah, he can keep his hat on."


  • "Come here Gerry, where have you been all my life?"


  • "I just love it when he smiles, it is such a kind and honest smile that lights up his face."


  • "Wheeeeeuuuuuuu .... NOW I have to go TAKE A COLD SHOWER!"



  • "so are all the people who commented girls??"
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